My human seems to have mistaken a "bed set" for a "Pete-centric enrichment device." From what I can gather, this is a five-piece textile system designed to cover a mattress, presumably for one of the smaller, louder humans. It features a garish blue alien creature and an aggressive amount of floral patterning. The primary, and perhaps only, redeeming qualit…
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My human, in her infinite and baffling wisdom, has procured what appears to be a sleeping platform for one of her small, plastic effigies. This "Amer…
My human seems to have acquired what she believes is bedding for one of her unsettling, plastic children. It's a miniature quilt and pillow set from …
So, my human seems to think this "Baby Doll Bedding Set" is for a plastic effigy with vacant, staring eyes. An amusing, if misguided, notion. From my…
My human has procured what appears to be a large, plush effigy of a small, angry green creature with a disproportionately large head. The tag identif…