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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
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Lead Review · From: Dan&Darci
Pete Asserts Gravitational Authority Over the Solar System
Our critic reclaims his cosmological dominance with a single perfect boop, rating these hollow vinyl planets an acceptable disturbance.

So, my human has acquired a collection of what they are calling a "solar system." From my vantage point on the velvet armchair, I see a series of oversized, chemically-scented vinyl orbs that required a great deal of huffing and puffing to bring to their current spherical state. The brand, Dan&Darci, sounds like two toddlers who got loose in a plastics fact…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Cosmic clutter, but they can stay.
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