So, my human has acquired a collection of what they are calling a "solar system." From my vantage point on the velvet armchair, I see a series of oversized, chemically-scented vinyl orbs that required a great deal of huffing and puffing to bring to their current spherical state. The brand, Dan&Darci, sounds like two toddlers who got loose in a plastics fact…
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So, you've presented me with this… this veritable mountain of plastic tubes from a manufacturer named "JASNKKONT," a name that sounds less like a bra…
My human has presented, with an absurd amount of cooing, what appears to be a miniature costume for the other, less-furry creature in this household.…
So, my human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with these... artifacts. They are, in essence, flimsy, single-sided glit…
So, my human has presented me with a box of these… things. They appear to be a bulk collection of cheap plastic wands, each topped with a garishly co…