My human, in their endless quest to clutter the vertical surfaces of my domain, has acquired a set of flat, black, plastic shapes. Apparently, this is a "game" that sticks to the wall, a concept I find fundamentally flawed as all the best games involve gravity, pouncing, and the potential for skittering under the sofa. They call it Tic Tac Toe. While the st…
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It appears the human has acquired a large, round, black thing meant to mimic the wheels on their noisy outdoor machine. They call it a "plush pillow,…
My human, in a spectacular failure of judgment, seems to think this "MOFUYU" object is a product worthy of my opinion. It is, to be clear, not a toy.…
My human has presented me with a "CatchStar Baseball Pillow," a product whose very name is an insult to both baseballs and pillows. It appears to be …
So, the human has brought another object into my domain, this time a large, floppy rectangle of fabric from a company named Wheatwin. It’s a linen ba…