My Human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has brought home effigies of the enemy. This "Just Play" brand seems to cater to the simple minds of small children, and these two plush objects—a blue and a magenta *dog*—are an insult to my refined sensibilities. They are apparently filled with beans, which gives them a certain heft that might be satisfying …
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My human seems to have acquired a box of decorated wooden cubes for the smaller, louder human. It's from a brand called Melissa & Doug, which typical…
Ah, another offering from the Two-Legged Provider. This appears to be a brightly colored box, masquerading as a "house," from the Melissa & Doug bran…
My human has brought a "Color Wonder Activity Pad" into my domain, a contraption clearly designed for the smaller, less sophisticated human in the ho…
My human has procured a set of ten small, rubbery figures based on that loud 'Blue's Clues' program the small human favors. Ostensibly, these are 'ba…