My Human has brought home what appears to be a small, plastic effigy of their own kind, a product from a brand calling itself 'BABY born'—rather presumptuous, if you ask me. This 'Annabell' creature is designed to mimic the clumsy movements of a human infant. It allegedly crawls on its own, which, I must admit, piques my interest as a potential floor-level …
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My human, in a fit of what can only be described as profound misunderstanding, has presented me with accessories for a plastic infant. This "Flasche&…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a small, plastic effigy of their own species, apparently designed to flail about in water. It's a '…
My human has brought home another miniature, plastic version of their own species, this time shrouded in the manufactured excitement of a "mystery pa…
Ah, you've brought me a tiny bottle. Let's see... "Zap CA Adhesives." Based on my extensive observations of your clumsy repair attempts, this is not …
My human, in a moment of what I can only describe as catastrophic incompetence, has presented me with a bottle of "Zapf Creation ZAP Formula 560 Cano…