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Pete, the resident feline critic
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The Precious Moments Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
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Aurora
Gutless Spy Bear Fails Interrogation, Passes Comfort Inspection
★★★☆☆
Aurora
Kneeling Bear Correctly Identified as a Personal Pedestal
★★★★☆
Aurora
Floppy Bunny Terraformed Into Custom-Contoured Chin Bolster
★★★★☆
From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: Aurora
Smug Lamb Receives Therapeutic Mauling, Earns Junior Headrest Status
Our critic administers vigorous bunny-kicks to the cloud-soft lamb, straightens its jaunty angle, and grudgingly promotes it to personal headrest on a very junior basis.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

So, my human has presented me with this... object. It appears to be a small, woolly effigy of a creature whose primary purpose in life is to be eaten by more interesting animals. The Aurora brand suggests a certain standard of fluff, and the claim of "cloud-like softness" is, I admit, intriguing for biscuit-making purposes. However, the "Precious Moments" b…

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Image of Aurora - Precious Moments - 8.5" Luffie Lamb - Small White
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
A junior headrest. It will do.
From The Desk
Image of Aurora® Inspirational Precious Moments™ Guardian Angel Bear Stuffed Animal - Cherished Memories - Enduring Comfort - Off-White 12 Inches
Aurora
Celestial Bear Presides Over Feline Guilt Trip in a Dream Court

My human, in a fit of what I can only describe as baffling sentimentality, has acquired this... this fluffy effigy. It purports to be a "Guardian Angel Bear," a concept so absurd …

★★☆☆☆ — Unplayable. Deeply, deeply unnerving.
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Image of Aurora - Precious Moments - 9.5" Precious Prayer Girl,Pink
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Pink Doll Stages a Cult Uprising; Swiftly Deposed

My human has presented what appears to be a soft effigy of one of their own young, rendered in a cloying shade of pink. It is a product from Aurora, …

★★☆☆☆
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Snowy Owl Guru Teaches the Art of Supreme Idleness

My human has presented me with a so-called "inspirational" stuffed owl from a brand named Aurora. Apparently, its purpose is to provide "enduring com…

★★★★☆
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Larger Luffie Proves Her Worth as Acoustic Dampening Device

So, the human has presented me with this… fluffy effigy. It appears to be a lamb, a creature I have no personal experience with but understand to be …

★★★☆☆
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Aurora
White Bunny Weathers a Full Storm, Earns Grudging Respect

My Human, in a fit of what I can only assume is misplaced sentimentality, has presented me with this... *thing*. It's an 8.5-inch plush rabbit from a…

★★★☆☆
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