So, the Human has acquired another plastic effigy, this one trapped in a transparent prison they call "displayable packaging." It's a "Barbie," apparently part of some forgotten tribe called "My Scene," and its purpose is to be stared at. They've dressed this tiny homunculus in an outfit from a decade when their technology was laughably primitive, complete …
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So, the human has presented me with what appears to be a commemorative diorama of her own species from a particularly garish era. It’s a pair of plas…
Honestly, my human has an obsession with these miniature plastic effigies. This one, apparently named "Malibu," is a lanky creature with unnervingly …
So, the human has brought another miniature plastic effigy into my domain, this one drenched in an offensively bright pink and claiming to be 'Barbie…
So, the human has procured a small, offensively orange plastic equine named Sunny Starscout, apparently known for her "adventurous" spirit and a penc…