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Lead Review · From: My Little Pony
Mane 6 Exiled to the Baseboards, One by One
Pete passes swift judgment on each councilmember, dispatches the whole herd to dark corners with practiced paws, and declares the house re-ordered after a mildly satisfying afternoon's work.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

So, my human has presented me with a box containing what appears to be a small herd of plastic equine effigies. According to the packaging, this is the "Mane 6," a collection of brightly colored, immobile creatures meant to inspire "stories in Ponyville" for small, clumsy humans. From my perspective, they are six, 3-inch-tall shelf-clutterers with unsettlin…

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Image of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Toy Meet The Mane 6 Collection Set - 6 Pony Figures Including Twilight Sparkle, Kids Ages 3 and Up (Amazon Exclusive)
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
Trivial housecleaning. Mildly satisfying.
From The Desk
Image of My Little Pony Friendship Castle Playset Including Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie Figures (Amazon Exclusive)
My Little Pony
Castle Liberated; Crown Deposited in Human's Shoe

My Human has brought home what appears to be a monument to poor taste. It’s a gaudy plastic castle, populated by two equine figurines of disturbingly vibrant hues, one purple and …

★★★☆☆ — Battlefield claimed. Fleeting charm.
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★★★☆☆
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★★★☆☆
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