So, my human has presented me with a box containing what appears to be a small herd of plastic equine effigies. According to the packaging, this is the "Mane 6," a collection of brightly colored, immobile creatures meant to inspire "stories in Ponyville" for small, clumsy humans. From my perspective, they are six, 3-inch-tall shelf-clutterers with unsettlin…
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