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The Madeline Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
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Yarn Hair Snagged; Court Jester Quietly Appointed
Pete overcomes initial disdain to discover that a loose ribbon and springy yarn hair make Madeline an excellent sparring partner, ultimately installing her beside his food bowl as a silent court jester.

My human, in yet another transparent attempt to win my affection through commerce, has presented me with this... plush effigy of a small, jaundiced-looking human child. Based on its static nature and soft construction, it appears to be a wrestling and bunny-kicking dummy. Its primary features of interest are the tufts of red yarn posing as hair and the remo…

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Image of YOTTOY Madeline Collection | Bonjour Madeline 10” Soft Doll (Yellow Dress)
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Adequate jester. She may keep her post.
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