My human, in yet another transparent attempt to win my affection through commerce, has presented me with this... plush effigy of a small, jaundiced-looking human child. Based on its static nature and soft construction, it appears to be a wrestling and bunny-kicking dummy. Its primary features of interest are the tufts of red yarn posing as hair and the remo…
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My Human has presented me with this... object. It appears to be a plush effigy of a small, oddly-dressed human child, some character they call "Madel…
My human, in a baffling lapse of judgment, has presented me with what appears to be a large, foldable sheet of gaudy gold fabric. They mutter somethi…
So, my human presented me with this... *thing*, clearly under the misguided impression that I would find it amusing. From what I can gather, it's a l…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what they call a "Slinky Sort Puzzle." From my superior vantage point, …