My human has presented me with what the giant box calls "horse figurines" from a company named Terra by Battat, which seems to specialize in creating tiny, lifeless effigies of far more interesting creatures. It is a collection of six hard plastic beasts, forever frozen in poses of mild alertness. From a practical standpoint, they possess none of the essent…
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My human, in a fit of what can only be described as profound species confusion, has presented me with a 'Show-Horse Stable.' It’s a wooden box, which…
My human has presented me with a box of small, rigid statues from a company called "Zippytots," a name that does not inspire confidence. They are, ap…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature horse, a creature I have only observed with disdain through the window. This "Schleich"…
It appears the Staff has misinterpreted my sophisticated desires for dynamic, prey-like amusement, instead presenting me with a herd of eight hard, p…
My human seems to have acquired a small, brown, floppy quadruped they call "Prancer." From what I can gather, it's an eight-inch stuffed creature mea…
My human seems to have mistaken me for a "kid" or perhaps a "cake" that needs "topping." I am neither. Before me is a collection of twelve small, har…