My Human has presented me with a GUND creation, a six-inch effigy of that famous, mouthless feline, but grotesquely fused with a mythical horned equine. It's a garish pastel yellow, boasting a rainbow tail that defies all natural laws of camouflage. However, I must concede that the GUND brand implies a certain structural integrity and superior softness, whi…
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My staff has, in her infinite and often baffling wisdom, procured yet another dust-gatherer from a company called "Funko." This one is a small, vinyl…
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So, my human has presented me with these... things. From what I can gather, they are a pair of plush effigies, the result of some frankly bizarre fus…
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