My human has presented me with what they seem to believe is an acceptable offering: a plastic totem of a small human with an alarming mane of pink hair. This one is called "Daisy Jean," and she apparently has aspirations in the music industry, a field I find dreadfully noisy unless it involves the gentle purr of the refrigerator. She comes with a baffling a…
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