My human has brought a miniature, soft effigy of a small human into my domain. It's from a brand called 'OUOZZZ,' which sounds like the noise one makes when dozing off, a state I thoroughly endorse. Ostensibly, this 'plush rag doll' is for a human kitten to 'cuddle,' a role I have already perfected and for which I accept payment in salmon treats. However, I…
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