My human has presented me with a small, plastic effigy of a child with a disturbingly large head. Apparently, this is "Dora." On its own, it is nothing more than a potential paperweight or an object to be knocked off a high shelf in the dead of night. Its true purpose, I'm told, is to be placed upon a separate, larger box which then assaults the quiet digni…
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My staff has presented me with what appears to be literature intended for a lesser, more primitive life form—a "baby," I believe they call it. These …
My human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature, lumpy throne, apparently intended for a much younger, two-legged creature. It's a gari…
My human has presented what appears to be a flat, rectangular...thing. From what I can gather, it's a series of brightly colored static images design…
My human has presented me with a collection of what appear to be thin, flimsy sheaves of paper, bound together under the guise of a "Dora the Explore…