My human, in her infinite and often misguided quest to fill this house with things that are not premium-grade tuna, has procured a box containing a veritable explosion of miniature finery. This BYMORE collection is, apparently, a complete wardrobe for her stiff-limbed plastic companion. It's a bewildering assortment of satins, tulles, and tiny plastic footw…
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Honestly, must I be consulted on *everything*? My human has presented me with a collection of tiny, flimsy fabrics from a brand called BARWA. It appe…
So, the Human has presented me with a collection of miniature textiles from a brand called ARTST. Apparently, these are "clothes" for a small, plasti…
My human seems to believe that anything small and brightly colored is automatically within my sphere of interest. This "YAYYAY" brand has provided no…
My human, in her infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured a wardrobe for the Silent One, the plastic homunculus that sits staring from the sh…
Hmph. My Human has presented me with this... collection. From what I can gather through my superior intellect, it is not, as one might hope, a series…