My human has presented this "feeding set" for my inspection, apparently under the delusion that I am interested in the care and maintenance of inert plastic infants. It is a collection of garish objects: two bottles containing liquid that vanishes with a simple tilt—a cheap parlor trick for the easily amused—and two pacifiers of no discernible purpose. The …
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My human seems to have acquired a collection of miniature items designed for a "baby doll," which, as far as I can tell, is a sad, plastic effigy tha…
My human seems to be evaluating a treasure trove of miniature, losable objects intended for one of those stiff, unblinking “dolls.” The centerpiece i…
My Human has presented me with a collection of plastic refuse from a brand called "Taken All," a name that sounds suspiciously like it has taken all …
My human seems to be under the impression that our home is a playground for small, loud humans and their silent, plastic offspring. This object, a "B…
My human seems to think I care about the sartorial choices of her large, glassy-eyed plastic child. This appears to be a collection of tiny, brightly…
My human, in a bewildering lapse of judgment, has acquired what appears to be a starter kit for a creature that is decidedly *not* me. This 'Carrier …