So, the Human has presented me with a miniature, silent effigy of a small human. Apparently, this object, which reeks faintly and not unpleasantly of vanilla, is a "baby doll." Its purpose seems to be to occupy the smaller Human's attention, a role I had, until this moment, considered exclusively my own. It is advertised as being soft and filled with beans,…
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Ah, so The Staff has acquired what appears to be a miniature, inert human. They call it a "Corolle Mini Calin," which sounds suspiciously fancy and F…
My human, in her infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured a miniature porcelain throne. It's from a brand called "Corolle," which seems to sp…
My human has presented me with what they call a "baby doll" from a brand named Corolle. From my vantage point on the silk throw pillow, it appears to…
My Human, in a fit of questionable judgment, has procured a small, soft-bodied effigy from a French company called Corolle. It's ostensibly a "baby d…
It appears my human has procured a small, soft-bodied homunculus dressed in a frankly absurd purple unicorn getup. The marketing drivel suggests its …