So, the human has brought home… statues. Statues of horned horses, no less. I'll grant them this, the Breyer brand implies a certain level of quality; these are not the flimsy plastic refuse one finds in a cereal box. They are apparently hand-painted by no fewer than twenty artisans and cast in some special "resin," which to me sounds like a fancy word for …
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So, the human has presented me with these... things. They are, apparently, from a brand called Breyer, which seems to specialize in making small, har…
My human has acquired what appears to be a pair of static, rigid horses from a brand called Breyer. The marketing nonsense they've been reading aloud…
So, my human has acquired another static, un-pounceable effigy from this 'Breyer' outfit. This one is a rather large, plastic equine they call 'Beowu…
My human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a box of what appears to be... work. It contains five small, naked plastic creatur…
So, The Human has presented me with this... *thing*. From what my superior senses can gather, it's a rigid, plastic effigy of some sort of prey anima…