My human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature, silent homunculus. They call it a "BABESIDE Baby Doll," a 17-inch effigy with an unsettlingly realistic face and a soft body. Its purpose, I'm told, is for small humans to practice their "nurturing," which sounds like a complete waste of perfectly good cuddling that should be directed at me. Whi…
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My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a small, inert effigy of their own species. This "Baby Annabell" creature is, I …
So, my human has presented me with this… miniature, silent human. A "LullaBaby," she calls it. From what I can gather, it's a soft-bodied effigy desi…
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So, the Human has presented me with what appears to be a small, non-functional human replica, swaddled in an offensive shade of pink. It has a discon…
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