The Staff, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a small, inanimate human effigy dressed in a bunny costume. This "Anne Geddes" creature apparently specializes in such twee abominations. My initial analysis reveals a deeply conflicted object. The face and hands are made of a cold, smooth vinyl that offers no purchase for a satisfying cl…
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My human has presented me with a flat, heavy box from a German brand called Schmidt. Inside, apparently, are one thousand small, flat squares designe…
My human seems to have acquired what they call a "puzzle," a term I find deeply misleading. From my analysis, this "Blütenschale" by the German brand…
My human has presented me with what appears to be... paper. Not the delightful, crinkly kind used for wrapping treats, but small, stiff squares from …
So, my human, in a fit of what I can only assume was profound boredom, has acquired a "puzzle." It appears to be a Schmidt-brand contraption, which a…