So, my human has presented me with what appears to be a "portable event surface." From my vantage point on the sofa, I observe it is a large, grey, flat plane designed for humans to place their lesser belongings upon, likely during their strange outdoor rituals. They seem impressed by its "resin top" and "powder-coated steel" legs. For me, its appeal is sin…
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My human seems to have acquired a piece of miniature, aggressively colored furniture, which they refer to as a "Spiderman Activity Set." Apparently, …
My Human has procured another monument to juvenile absurdity, this time for the smaller, more chaotic humans that sometimes infest my garden. It appe…
My human has acquired what appears to be a long, collapsible platform for their noisy social gatherings. They call it a "beer pong table," and it see…
My human, in its infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a large, beige plastic trough on legs. They call it a "Naturally Playful Sand Tabl…
My human has, with their usual lack of consultation, brought another large object into my territory. They call it a "Tabletop Billiard Table," which …
It appears my human has acquired a miniature, aggressively colorful outdoor dining set for the small, noisy humans. From what I can gather, this "pic…
My human seems to think my opinion is required on this... thing. From what I can gather, it is a large, gaudy plastic basin on legs, filled with wate…