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Pete, the resident feline critic
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Lead Review · From: Tesuko
The Beetle Escapes Its Transparent Prison
Our critic grudgingly concedes that a bag clever enough to hide a dazzling beetle — and sturdy enough to require real effort to crack — earns a conditional place in his domain.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

My human seems to have acquired a set of transparent boxes, which she refers to as "toy organizers." From my vantage point on the sofa, they appear to be nothing more than glorified, see-through prisons for potentially interesting objects. The primary feature of note is their clarity; this "waterproof PVC" allows for effortless surveillance of the contents,…

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Image of Tesuko 6 Pack Clear Toy Storage Bag with Name Tag& Manual Pocket, Waterproof Transparent PVC Toy Organizer Case for Lego Bricks, Board Games, Building Blocks, Puzzles (Large Capacity, Black)
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
A tolerable challenge for superior intellects.
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