My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured what appears to be a laughable abundance of identical red spheres. The packaging suggests they are for some sort of primitive human ritual involving chance and loud shouting, likely called a "raffle." From my perspective, it's an absurd quantity of potential clutter. However, their durable…
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So, the human has brought home a collection of what appear to be planetary bodies, shrunken for indoor use. This is a "Sportime Poly-PG Gradeball Set…
My human, whom I graciously permit to operate the can opener and manage the thermostat, has presented me with this... collection. It appears to be a …
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was a deep misunderstanding of feline engineering, has procured a set of six enormous, garishly colored …
My human seems to believe my sophisticated life of napping, judging, and demanding tribute can be improved by what appears to be a collection of brig…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with a flat, paper-based object called a "Hello Kitty Coloring Book." It app…
My human, in their infinite... simplicity... has presented me with a box of wood chips. They call it a "Viking Rune Set." From what I can gather, it'…