My human has procured another large box of colorful plastic rectangles, this time from a brand called 'Soyee'. They claim it's a 'Magnetic Construction Set' for the smaller, noisier human. It seems to involve building miniature cities with cranes, tracks, and little magnetic figures. While the 'learning' aspect is a transparently dull human concept, the pre…
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So, my human has acquired another one of his "projects," a box filled with what looks like laser-cut kindling and a bag of small, shiny spheres. He c…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured what appears to be a large, plastic behemoth that has apparently swallowed sever…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented a creation from a brand named "Pupu Pig," a name that already lowers my expecta…
So, my Human has presented me with a collection of flat, flexible squares with roads and railroad tracks printed on them. They are apparently not a t…