So, the human has presented me with a box of plastic junk and seems to believe this constitutes a "toy." From what I can gather, this "Tin Can Robot" kit is less of a product and more of a project. They have to provide the main component—a used can, hopefully from my preferred brand of premium salmon—and then assemble this mechanical parasite onto it. The r…
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So, the human has brought home a box of plastic bits from a company called 'Bottleboom,' which sounds less like a purveyor of fine goods and more lik…
My human, in a fit of what they surely believe is "enrichment" for their small, loud offspring, has acquired a box of plastic fragments. The premise …
So, the Human has brought home a box of plastic bits and a tiny motor, apparently under the delusion that they are some kind of engineer. The intent,…
So, the Tall One has decided to play 'engineer' with this "Toysmith" contraption. It appears this isn't a pre-assembled offering, but a pile of plast…
So, my human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with a box of plastic refuse they are expected to assemble into somethin…
So, the human has presented me with this... box of parts. From what my superior intellect can gather, it's a "robot" that requires the human to assem…