My human, in his infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured a box of 487 tiny plastic hazards from a company called "Mould King," a name that does not inspire confidence. From my observations during the lengthy, curse-filled construction period, it is a miniature, non-functional replica of a noisy car part. The appeal, I suppose, is in the "visible" a…
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My human has presented me with what appears to be a glorified tackle box filled with shiny, pointy things. This 'Rustark Modeler Basic Tools Craft Se…
My human presented me with this... box. It is not a toy. It appears to be a collection of miniature torture devices for one of their bizarrely focuse…
My human has brought home a box of what appears to be spare parts for one of their own kind. It's a 14-inch tall, plastic biped that can be built and…
So, The Staff has presented me with this... "kit." It's from a brand called Rolife, and they seem to specialize in creating tedious projects for clum…
So, the Human has brought home what appears to be a box of glorified, multi-colored pebbles. They call it "LEGO Architecture Paris." From what I can …