It appears my human has acquired a box of colorful plastic fragments from the notorious LEGO clan. The objective, as far as I can gather, is for the biped to painstakingly assemble these tiny, sharp-edged bits into miniature facsimiles of those loud, smelly machines they watch on the glowing rectangle. For me, the "building" process is a tedious affair of c…
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So, the human has acquired a box of noisy, colorful plastic bits from the LEGO people. The stated purpose is to assemble them into a series of monstr…
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