My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has acquired what appears to be a brightly-colored plastic catastrophe from a company named K'NEX. They call it an "educational roller coaster," which is frankly an insult to both education and roller coasters. It consists of 546 small, brittle-looking pieces that seem destined to be scattered under fu…
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So, my human has presented me with a box full of tiny plastic skeletons and a list of instructions, calling it the "Amazin' 8 Coaster" from K'NEX. It…
My human has dragged in a large box filled with what appears to be a brightly colored skeletal system for some unknown, nightmarish creature. They ca…
My human has presented me with a tub of colorful plastic bits, ostensibly for the smaller, louder human to learn about "levers" and "pulleys." As if …
My human has presented me with a large plastic vessel filled with an absurd number of plastic bits and bobs. They call it 'K'NEX,' a system apparentl…