A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
The Pete Gazette
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★★★☆☆
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Tic-Tac-Toe Pieces Dispersed Into Permanent Under-Furniture Storage
★★★★☆
Transformers
Prime Assembled; Grille, Eye, and Sparkplug Already Gone
★★★★★
From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: AUSIIBTO
Velvet Tray Commandeered; Dice Granted Bail Pending Testing
Pete cracks the magnetic case, discovers a velvet interior worthy of royalty, and permits the Farkle set to remain — provided one die is periodically released for quality assurance.
My human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a contraption called a "Farkle" set. It appears to be a compact, purple case made of that strange, not-quite-skin material, designed for some sort of ritual involving small, colorful cubes. The brand name, AUSIIBTO, sounds like a sneeze I once had after investigating a dust bunny. While the …
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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
It passes — on my terms only.
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