It seems The Human has acquired a large, crinkly sack filled with 150 garishly colored plastic chunks. They call them 'MEGA BLOKS,' and they are clearly intended for the small, shrieking variety of human, not a sophisticated creature such as myself. The blocks themselves are far too large to be satisfyingly chased or carried off as trophies, and their hollo…
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My human seems to have procured a large supply of small, brightly colored plastic squares, allegedly for the educational torment of a juvenile human.…
Ah, another offering from the giants who rule this house. This appears to be a bucket filled with a hundred small, colorful wooden objects of various…
So, the human has procured yet another box of objects for the small, loud human—the one they call a "toddler." This one comes from Melissa & Doug, a …
So, the human has brought home a large, rattling box of what appear to be colorful, plastic ice cubes for their miniature, loud counterparts. The pac…