My Human seems to believe my opinion is required on this... contraption. It's a Brio "World Deluxe Railway Set." From my vantage point on this heated blanket, I can see it is a vast, sprawling empire of wood, an entire infrastructure project laid out on what is, contractually, *my* floor. The Brio brand suggests a certain quality—I've noted their lack of fl…
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My human seems to think I care about the "unlimited possibilities" of a child's toy, but my possibilities are already quite satisfyingly limited to n…
So, the human has procured a box from the esteemed BRIO company, a name I associate with solid craftsmanship and a distinct lack of cheap, chemical-i…
It appears the large human has procured another item for the small, noisy human. This one is from Brio, a brand whose craftsmanship I can respect, ev…
My human has procured what appears to be a miniature architectural folly, a multi-level wooden structure they call a 'Parking Garage.' It's from BRIO…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a rudimentary transportation system for very small, v…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was profound boredom, has cluttered my floor with this... collection of wooden sticks and blocks. They c…