JAGASOL Electric Scooter Lock, Heavy Duty Anti Theft Chain Lock with Key, Accessories for Bike, E-Bike, Bicycle, Motorcycle, Scooter, Made of Zinc Alloy, Anti-Shear, Anti-Rust, 36 x 4.6 Inch, Black

From: JAGASOL

Pete's Expert Summary

My Human has presented me with what appears to be a ridiculously heavy metal snake wrapped in a coarse, unappealing fabric. They call it a "JAGASOL Lock." Apparently, its purpose is to tether their loud, wheeled conveyance so it doesn't wander off, a concept I find absurd. It’s made of some cold, unyielding zinc alloy that promises to be impervious to my claws and probably tastes terrible. The nylon sleeve offers a subpar scratching experience at best. While the sheer weight might make it an adequate doorstop in a pinch, its primary function seems to be facilitating my Human's departure. Frankly, it's a monument to my impending solitude and a complete waste of perfectly good floor space.

Key Features

  • Safe and Durable: The scooter lock is made of zinc alloy steel, which effectively prevents cutting, and is waterproof and rust-proof. Keep our belongings safe from theft
  • Stronger and Longer Chain: The chain diameter is 0.25 inch, length is 36 inch. The lock head has three adjustable sizes, 2.95, 3.15, 3.35 inch. It is stronger, and the longer chain can be more flexible to lock the scooter
  • Rubber Cover: This scooter lock has scratch-resistant rubber wrap, so you don't have to worry about your scooter being scratched. Rubber prevents collisions and scratches, ensuring safety and making the lock doubly secure
  • Nylon Sleeve: The chain has nylon cover and it can protect the surface paint of the scooter from being damaged, and make the lock more durable
  • Strong Compatibility: This lock can be used on scooter, motorcycle, bicycle, electric bicycle, stroller. It can also be used to meet your other needs, such as lock the door, as a trailer strap
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A Tale from Pete the Cat

It arrived not in a crinkly box, but carried in the Human’s hand like some grim artifact. They placed it on the floor, where it landed with a heavy, definitive *thump*. It was a thing of shadow and substance, a coiled length of chain sheathed in black nylon, terminating in a solid, rubber-cased block. A prisoner brought before me, the magistrate of this domain. I descended from my velvet throne, my paws silent on the hardwood, my white-bibbed chest puffed with authority. This was my court, and this new object would be judged. My initial line of inquiry was tactile. I extended a paw and prodded the nylon sleeve. It was rough, unyielding, and utterly without merit for kneading. I moved to the head of the beast, the lock itself. The rubber coating was smooth but cold, absorbing the light. I gave it a tentative sniff. It smelled of the Outside, of metal and oil and the sad, damp air that exists beyond the windows. It offered no secrets, no scent of mouse or bird, only the sterile promise of security. It was a silent, stoic defendant, refusing to engage. The proceedings were growing tiresome until the Human produced a second, smaller object: the key. It glittered, a tiny metallic fish on a ring. Now *this* had potential. But before I could formulate a plan to acquire it, the Human inserted it into the lock. There was a sharp, satisfying *CLICK*, a sound of finality. The lock’s jaw opened. The Human then performed a bizarre ritual, wrapping the chain around the wheel of their scooter and clicking the lock shut again. The confession was clear: its purpose was not to entertain me, but to bind that horrid machine. I watched, my tail giving a single, slow wave of dismissal. My verdict was in. The JAGASOL lock was guilty of terminal boredom. It was not a toy, not a puzzle, not even a worthy adversary. It was a tool, a functionary, a dull metal servant to my Human's inexplicable need to roam. It would guard the scooter, and I would guard the household from the true threats: dust bunnies, rogue sunbeams, and the unforgivable emptiness of the food bowl. I turned my back on it and sauntered away. Some cases are simply beneath my station.