So, the human has presented me with a "toy" clearly intended for a less-developed, drooling lifeform. It appears to be a foldable, soft fabric structure—some sort of "book"—adorned with high-contrast black and white shapes. While the "infant" branding is frankly insulting, the bold, stark patterns are at least visually stimulating for a superior predator's …
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