My human, in their infinite... 'wisdom,' has procured a box of organized chaos. It's called "That Sound Game," a painfully literal title for a product designed to make grown bipeds grunt, squawk, and flail about without using their precious thumbs. The box even admits it's for "weird people," a moment of self-awareness I can almost respect. The premise seem…
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So, my human has acquired another piece of noisy plastic junk from the “Fabater” brand, a name that sounds like it was conceived in a dusty backroom …
My human, in their infinite quest to clutter my kingdom with plastic nonsense, has procured a "Funny Noises Machine" from a brand called ArtCreativit…
My human, in a moment of questionable judgment that seems typical for the brand 'Knucklhead,' has acquired a small, plastic annoyance-generator. It's…
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