So, my human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has presented me with a "Burrow Bunny" from Melissa & Doug. I recognize the brand; they typically create objects for the small, loud humans who occasionally invade my domain and fail to appreciate the proper scritching technique. This thing is essentially a stationary, floppy lump of polyester fur. While i…
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