So, the Human has acquired a set of garishly colored foam squares, which they have pieced together into a rather large and offensively cheerful mat. They call it "protective flooring," likely for some loud, small creature they anticipate, but I see its true potential. It's a modular, low-impact surface perfect for a vigorous stretch or for sharpening one's …
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My human has once again mistaken their own amusement for mine, unfurling this... this glorified mousepad onto the Great Wooden Plateau where dinner i…
My humans, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, have acquired what appears to be a portable, self-inflating napping dais. They claim it is f…
My human seems to think that just because a product is advertised for a "baby," its primary function isn't for my personal comfort and amusement. Thi…
So, my human unrolled this... this textile catastrophe and expects an opinion. It appears to be a large, offensively colorful floor mat designed to m…
So, the human has unfurled this... tapestry of mediocrity. It appears to be a large, flat, printed rug depicting a miniature, brightly colored human …
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has acquired what appears to be a garishly colored, squishy floor puzzle. Ostensibly for the …