Ah, another plastic noisemaker from the VTech corporation, a brand I associate with the kind of electronic racket that shatters the sublime silence of a sunbeam nap. My human seems to think this "Kidi Star DJ Mixer" is for a small, clumsy human, but they are mistaken. This is clearly a sophisticated command console. While the pre-programmed "music" is an in…
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My human has acquired a box of stiff, colorful rectangles designed to make them and their friends create a cacophony of rhythmic shouting they refer …
Ah, yes. The humans have acquired another box of colorful cardboard, this one from a "Professor Puzzle." How terribly academic. It appears to be a co…
My human seems to have acquired yet another glowing rectangle of distraction. This one, a "Piano Magic Music Game," appears to be a digital contrapti…
It has come to my attention that the human has acquired a rectangular packet of what they call "Premium Music Flash Cards." From my preliminary inves…
From what I can gather, my human has acquired yet another noisy distraction in a large, flat box. This one is called "Jumbo Hitster," and it appears …