So, my human seems to think my opinion matters on this... thing. It's called "Freddie the Firefly," an offensively colorful insectoid creation from a brand I know all too well, Lamaze, which specializes in noisy distractions for the tiny, loud humans. At first glance, it's a garish collection of clashing patterns and textures meant to be clipped onto baby p…
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My human seems to believe my input is valuable on acquisitions for the *other* small, loud creature that lives here. Very well. This "Lamaze Gardenbu…
My human seems to have mistaken our domicile for a nursery, presenting me with this "Bandana Buddy Puppy" from a brand called Skip Hop, a purveyor of…
My human, in a clear lapse of judgment, has presented me with a "toy" clearly intended for a less-developed species—namely, a human infant. It’s a co…
My Human seems to have acquired this... *object*. It is, apparently, a "First Rattle" from a brand called Lamaze, a name I associate with the loud, t…
So, the Human has presented me with what appears to be a rejected plaything for a drooling, miniature human. It's a garishly colored plastic octopus …
My human, in their infinite and often misguided quest to entertain me, has presented a thing they call "Sprinkles The Jellyfish." Judging by the offe…