My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has seen fit to erect a sprawling wooden edifice in the middle of my primary sunbathing territory. They call it a "Jungle Gym," apparently for some small, loud human they're expecting. From my vantage point, it's an unnecessarily complex structure of ladders, ropes, and a rather undignified slide, all …
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My human seems to believe that my opinion is required on this... enormous metal web they are contemplating for the yard. From what I can gather, it i…
My human has, in their infinite wisdom, decided to obstruct a perfectly functional doorway with a metallic framework and an assortment of dangling ap…
It appears my staff has acquired a monumental wooden scaffold from a brand named Avenlur, ostensibly for the benefit of the small, loud human they ke…
So, my human has acquired two large, soft cubes from a company called "Phoenix Fitness," apparently under the delusion that these are for *her*. The …
My human, in what I can only assume is a moment of profound confusion, has erected a massive wooden effigy in the living room. They call it a 'Jungle…
So, the human has presented me with what they call a "Kids Weight Bench Set." From what I can gather, it's a flimsy, brightly-colored plastic mockery…