It appears the Tall One has acquired a sprawling piece of juvenile real estate from the notorious Fisher-Price corporation, clearly intended for the Small Usurper. This... *contraption* is a soft mat (admittedly, a potential napping upgrade) overshadowed by a garish archway dripping with baubles. I see a jingle ball and a crinkle toy, which show a rudimenta…
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Honestly, must you consult me on items clearly intended for the less-developed bipeds? This Fisher-Price contraption is a "Corn Popper," a gaudy plas…
Ah, Fisher-Price. The name alone sends a shiver down my spine, heralding the arrival of some juvenile contraption. My human presents this... assortme…
My human seems to have acquired a large, plastic platter clearly intended for a less sophisticated audience—namely, the loud, clumsy miniature humans…
So, my human presented this… *thing* for my consideration. It’s a cheap, plastic imitation of the sacred vessel from which she sips her magical morni…