My human has presented me with what appears to be a training device for their own clumsy, furless kittens. It's a garish purple cube from VTech, a brand known for its noisy plastic contraptions. It boasts five sides of buttons, spinners, and other things clearly designed to be batted. While the promise of 25 "playful songs" makes my ears want to fold inside…
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My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a device from a brand known as "VTech," an entity I associate with the beeping a…
My human seems to be under the impression that I am some sort of consultant for infantile amusements. They have presented this... wooden table, a con…
My human seems to think this "Crayola Color Wonder" contraption is some kind of marvel. From what I can gather, it's a painting set for the smaller, …
So, my Human has presented me with what they call a "Montessori Toy." Apparently, this is a sophisticated term for a plank of wood with some pegs and…
It appears the Human has acquired a large, rather garish wooden cube, ostensibly for some tiny human's "enrichment." From my superior vantage point o…