My human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what she calls a "toddler musical instrument set" from a brand named "Childom." The very name suggests a fundamental misunderstanding of the target audience. I am not a "child," nor am I a "toddler." I am a connoisseur of fine napping surfaces and an apex predator of dust bunnies. T…
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My human has presented me with what appears to be a burlap sack full of wooden objects, a product from a company called "Stoie's." They claim it's a …
My human has presented me with this... object. The "VTech Kidi Star DJ Mixer." It appears to be a garish plastic console with a spinning disk, a mult…
It appears the Human has acquired a sack of what they call 'toddler musical instruments' from a brand named LOOIKOOS. In reality, it is a curated col…
My human seems to have acquired a miniature musical contraption, apparently for "babies." It's a small piano made of wood—a point in its favor, as pl…
So, the human presents this... colorful plastic contraption. They call it a 'Pan Flute,' a primitive noisemaker designed for small, clumsy humans. It…