Pete's Expert Summary
My human seems to believe that the small, loud, and sticky version of their species requires "enrichment," and has procured this... assortment. It is, from what I can gather, a collection of small, wooden objects designed specifically to be struck, shaken, and rattled to produce a cacophony that shatters the deep, meditative peace of my afternoon nap. While the various small, rounded shapes and wooden sticks hold a certain abstract appeal for a sophisticated game of "bat under the sofa," their primary purpose seems to be noise. The promise of "Montessori" and "Educational" is just human code for "guaranteed to interrupt a sunbeam session." The included canvas bag, however, might prove to be a first-rate ambush point or a dark, quiet place to store a stolen chicken bone. The value of the contents is highly suspect, but the container shows potential.
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A Tale from Pete the Cat
The offering arrived not in a crinkly, enticing box, but in a soft, quiet canvas bag that smelled of saw dust and the faint, unsettling sweetness of baby powder. The small human was, for once, contained in its high-chair prison, so my primary human sat on the floor and emptied the bag's contents like a shaman casting runes. A xylophone with brightly colored keys. Two egg-shaped things that rattled with the sound of a thousand tiny pebbles. A tambourine. Wooden sticks. I watched from my perch on the armchair, tail giving a slow, judgmental thump against the upholstery. These were not toys. They were instruments of a prophecy, and I was the only one in the room intelligent enough to interpret them. My human, a clumsy oracle, tapped a mallet against the red key of the xylophone. A clear, high note hung in the air. I closed my eyes, translating. *The Outer Door will open soon.* They then shook the egg-maraca. A dry, rustling whisper. *The Sacred Kibble Bag will be tipped.* This was getting interesting. The wooden castanets were clacked together, a sharp, impatient sound. *The Bowl will be found wanting.* It was a complete narrative of the evening meal, told in a language far too subtle for the babbling human child. The final piece was the tambourine. My human shook it, and the small metal zils jingled with a frantic, shimmering energy. My eyes snapped open. I knew that sound. It was the sound of a thousand tiny promises, the sound that heralds the greatest of all events. It was the sound of the can opener tab being pulled, the sacred seal of a fresh tin of salmon pâté being broken. The prophecy was complete, a detailed and glorious vision of my impending dinner. Ignoring the small human's eventual grabby-handed assault on the instruments, which produced only a meaningless din, I hopped down from my chair. This was no mere plaything. It was a divine communication tool. I walked over to the discarded mallet, nudged it with my nose, and then looked pointedly at my human, then towards the kitchen. They laughed, thinking I was being cute. But I held their gaze, my gray-furred brow furrowed with the immense gravity of the situation. The wooden spirits had spoken. It was time to fulfill their prophecy. To my satisfaction, the human sighed, got up, and headed for the pantry. The instruments were worthy, not as toys, but as my personal, percussive heralds of sustenance.
