My human has acquired a large, decorated cube filled with crinkling packets. Inside these packets are stiff, flat squares of cardboard depicting various spiky-haired bipeds, oversized poultry, and garishly dressed sorcerers. The entire affair is apparently a tribute to something they call "Final Fantasy," which seems to be a grand human mythos. While the st…
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My human, in their infinite and questionable wisdom, has procured a box of plastic trinkets designed to turn a small, clumsy biped into a slightly mo…
My human, in his infinite and often misguided quest for self-amusement, has procured a piece of trickery from a brand called "Canailles," a name that…
My human has procured a large quantity of... well, rectangles. Five hundred of them, to be precise. They call them "Magic Lands," which is a bold cla…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a collection of stiff, colorful rectangles they call a "Commander Deck." It appe…
My human, in their infinite foolishness, has acquired what appears to be a cheap illusion kit designed for their own amusement. From what I can gathe…
My human has presented me with a large, black orb that they claim can answer life's most pressing questions. From my superior vantage point on the so…