It appears the small human has been gifted a small, black plastic brick by the brand Awinto. They call it a "Kids Camera." From my vantage point on the sofa arm, I've deduced it's a device for them to create clumsy, out-of-focus images of things I find profoundly uninteresting, like their own feet or the ceiling. It also makes tinny musical noises and has s…
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