My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a tribute to one of their screen-staring rituals. It's a large, frankly blocky, plush effigy of a female character they call "Alex." At a respectable twelve inches, it's not an insignificant presence, I'll grant it that. Its primary, and perhaps only, redeeming …
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My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured what appears to be a large, unnervingly cheerful pink sea creature pillow. They …
My human seems to believe that a plush, noise-making potato from a brand named "IDEAL" is the peak of entertainment. The concept is laughably simple:…
So, the Provider has procured a box of... potential. It appears to be a training kit for the smaller, less coordinated human, designed to teach them …
My human seems to have acquired some plastic squares and is under the delusion that these are a suitable offering. They are, apparently, "audio cards…