Pete's Expert Summary
My human seems to think this "Pillow Buddy" is for the small, loud human that periodically runs through my domain. It's a plush effigy of some blocky character from that noisy screen game they both stare at. According to the marketing nonsense, this "Alex" creature from a brand called Jay Franco is "super soft" and "durable," designed for cuddling and support. I suppose its large, 16-inch frame could be a worthy opponent for a serious wrestling match, and the promise of "100% polyester microfiber" might make for a decent secondary napping location. However, its rigid, angular form is an aesthetic nightmare, and I suspect its primary purpose will be to take up valuable space on the sofa that is rightfully mine.
Key Features
- SUPER SOFT & GREAT SUPPORT - Pillow buddy measures 16 inch x 3 inch x 10 inch. Made of 100% polyester microfiber, the Minecraft Alex Pillow Pal provides great support for any child. This plush stuffed pillow is comfortable to cuddle with whether in the car, school, or in your home.
- LONG LASTING & FUN SIZE - With every hug, your little one is sure to be smiling. This well made durable pillow buddy will last many washes. Easy care spot clean only. Your child will never leave their Minecraft Alex pillow buddy behind!
- GREAT FOR ALL AGES - Your child will quickly accept this Minecraft Alex Pillow as a member of the family and earn a spot in the bed. Great for playtime, naptime, or bedtime this will make the perfect gift for your loved one. This Pillow buddy is Collectable Approved!
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A Tale from Pete the Cat
The monolith arrived without ceremony, carried in the arms of the small human like a captured standard from some forgotten, pixelated war. They called it "Alex." It was placed upon the sacred napping cushions of the great sofa, a silent, blocky intruder in my kingdom. I observed it from the shadows beneath the coffee table, my tail a slow, metronomic whip against the rug. It was an affront to nature—all right angles and flat planes, with a face painted in a rictus of unsettling neutrality. It smelled of plastic and the vague, sterile scent of a warehouse. The small human chattered at it, hugged it, then, with the fleeting attention span of its species, abandoned it for a noisy cartoon. My moment had come. I emerged from the darkness, a gray shadow moving with liquid purpose. This was a territorial dispute that had to be settled. I leaped silently onto the sofa for a close-range inspection. I circled the plush statue, my whiskers tingling with disdain. Its form was an insult to my own sleek, aerodynamic perfection. I extended a single, needle-sharp claw and gave its arm a tentative poke. It was, I grudgingly admitted, remarkably soft. The microfiber pile yielded just so, a texture that whispered of premium comfort. This changed my calculus. It was not a rival to be driven off, but a resource to be commandeered. My initial plan of a swift, vicious bunny-kick assault was replaced by a more insidious strategy: annexation. With a great heave of my shoulders, I shoved the blocky figure onto its side. It fell with a soft, unsatisfying *whumpf*. A pathetic adversary. I then mounted its torso, the conqueror planting his flag. I began to knead its chest, the rhythmic push and pull of my paws a declaration of ownership. The material was exquisite, a perfect substrate for expressing deep contentment. I settled in, a king upon his new, strangely-shaped throne. The small human returned later and shrieked "Look! Pete loves Alex!" The fool. This was not love; it was conquest. This "Pillow Buddy" is no buddy of mine. It is, however, a surprisingly well-constructed and luxuriously soft piece of furniture. Its size is ample, its stuffing density provides excellent support for a long afternoon of sleep, and it seems sturdy enough to withstand my victory kneading. It will serve its purpose as my personal lounger. It may remain.
