My human, whom I permit to cohabitate with me, has brought another box into my domain. He calls this one a "Kotobukiya Zoids model," which in feline translates to "a thousand tiny, sharp plastic bits that will occupy the Staff for weeks." It appears to be the makings of a large, skeletal lizard, a creature of gratuitous spikes and an aggressive posture. Fro…
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My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound boredom brought on by a lack of sufficient chin-scratching duties, has acquired a box of pla…
My human has procured a "Kotobukiya ZOIDS Buster Tortoise," which, from my observation, is not a toy but a complex ritual of patience and tiny, easil…
So, the Human has acquired a box of plastic bones from a brand called TAKARA TOMY. From my vantage point on the sofa, I observed the lengthy, frustra…
My human has presented me with a box. Not a shipping box, which is prime real estate, but a *product* box, which is a declaration of intent. This one…