So, my human has acquired another box of noisy plastic rectangles. This one is from LEGO, a brand I know well for its delightful ability to produce thousands of tiny, colorful pieces perfect for batting under furniture where the vacuum can't reach. The goal, apparently, is to construct something called the "X-Mansion," a large, static building for a collect…
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My human has procured another large, graphically-loud box from the brand USAOPOLY, a purveyor of these tabletop distractions. This one, the "Marvel X…
Hmph. My human has brought another plastic totem into my domain, this one a "Marvel Legends" creation called Cyclops. From what I can gather through …
My human has acquired another piece of hard, scentless plastic. This one appears to be a small, angry man in a garish yellow and black suit, trapped …
So, the human has acquired another plastic man-doll. This one, a "Cyclops," is apparently a "collectible," which is human-speak for "expensive dust-m…