My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has acquired what appears to be a miniature, rigid human. This "MoJyetli" creation is a twelve-inch tall soldier, a silent, unblinking sentinel made of hard plastic and dressed in tiny, rough-textured clothes. Its primary function seems to be standing perfectly still and holding various small, hard objects. Wh…
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So, let me get this straight. The human has presented me with... clothing. For their rigid, unblinking plastic man. Fifty pieces of it, all in drab g…
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