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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Ultimate Soldier Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: MoJyetli
Soldier Disarmed; Rifle Hidden, Canteen Raid Planned
Our critic declares the large figure merely packaging, steals the rifle mid-investigation, and files it under the china cabinet while planning his next raid on the canteen.

My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has acquired what appears to be a miniature, rigid human. This "MoJyetli" creation is a twelve-inch tall soldier, a silent, unblinking sentinel made of hard plastic and dressed in tiny, rough-textured clothes. Its primary function seems to be standing perfectly still and holding various small, hard objects. Wh…

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Image of MoJyetli 1/6 Soldier Action Figure Model, Realistic Army Military Police Soldier Model Set with Accessories Collection Toys
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★☆
A glorified treasure chest. Approved.
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